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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!" 2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other...

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife? -Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target. -While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too. -All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the day i thought i could trust you. -Yeah,...

96 fans 1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”. 2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”. 3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”. 4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”...

96 fans 1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”. 2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”. 3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”. 4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”...

41 ways to annoy your parents 1. Follow them everywhere. 2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow. 3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly. 4. Talk to a pen constantly. 5. When...

1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6....

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3. Guys may...

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences. 2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me. 3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you. 4. I love the way you look at me. 5. I love how beautiful your eyes are. 6. I love the way...

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls 1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus 2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships 3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we...

184 fans 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys love flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means...